Thursday, November 27, 2008
Seriously
Our world is about to be destroyed.
And no. Not by evil aliens or evil dinosaurs.
It's about to be destroyed by a bunch of criminals. Do you know who those criminals are? Us. We humans.
We gas-guzzling, forest chopping, animal killing, humans. Yep. We're criminals; every single one of us.
What crime did we commit, you ask? We're all part of destroying our lovely little planet Earth.
Destroying the earth: the worst crime of all.
No seriously. We all have contributed in this planet's doom. And you're all out there like "Nuh-uh!"
Yeah-huh.
Have you ever driven a car? Have you ever littered? Have you ever left a light on in a room that wasn't being used? Have you ever left the water running while you were brushing your teeth? Yeah. All these are crimes.
Sure, we aren't going to be put in jail. Nobody's even gonna yell at you, except maybe some tree-huggers and animal-lovers like myself. But the consequences of all this pollution and stuff is waaaaay worse than being arrested or being yelled at.
The consequence is that there will be no Earth. I mean, yeah, there will be an Earth, but not one habitable by us humans or any of our furry or feathery or fish-scaled friends.
Think about it, devastating storms, extreme temperatures, and an oxygen-free atmosphere. Doesn't sound very inviting, does it?
So, seriously, STOP HARMING OUR BELOVED PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude. I'm serious. Yeah, and I'm talkin' to you. Yeah, you. With the face. Take care of Earth.
Just do your part. I mean, seriously, how hard is it to only turn on the light in the room that you're in? How hard is it to turn off the sink when It's not being used? How hard is it to carpool? How hard is it to put a grocery bag in your car for garbage instead of tossin' your trash out the window? How hard is it to recycle once a month? How hard is it to use both sides of a piece of paper? Not hard, right? So DO YOUR PART!
I know that maybe like, 3% of everyone that reads this won't even pay attention to what they're reading. You people that read this and don't even help SAVE THE EARTH in a small way are probably thinking that someone else will do it for you.
'CAUSE YOU'RE LAZY! Seriously, it is not hard to do a little to help save the Earth. Do you guys want to die? Oh, maybe you think that you'll be dead by the time that all this pollution stuff gets really serious. So, you just want to kill your kids and grandkids. Whatever.
But it already is serious. Seriously serious. And it's getting worse all the time.
You've all heard about people " going green". Maybe some of you already have gone green. Good for you guys. I salute you; literally, I just saluted you.
But for those of you who haven't already gone green, do it soon. Like, now.
SERIOUSLY!
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I love how you get your point across with humor which makes reading about such a sad topic so fun. great job dude. great job.
--door-knob-eating-carpet-licker--
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