Well, I was kind of bored so I made this list.
Fun things to do at a fast food restaurant:
1. Start a food fight, and wait to get kicked out or arrested.
2. Order A diet water and see what they do.
3. If you're at burger King, order a Big Mac. If you're at McDonald's, order a Whopper.
4. Order at least ten things, then as they're preparing the food for you walk out of the building (you have to time this right; if you leave too early, they won't finish the food, but if you leave too late, they'll make you take the food with you).
5. If you're in the drive-thru, either whisper really quietly into the microphones, or scream at the top of you lungs.
6. After you get your food, spit in it directly in front of the cashier and complain that someone spit in you food and demand a discount.
7. Order through rap (search: Big Mac Rap on You Tube to see what I mean).
8. After receiving your food, complain that you wanted it uncooked.
9. At Burger King, stand on a table, proclaiming that the king will be overthrown and that a democracy is needed. Rant on about types of government and politics until you're thrown out of the restaurant.
10. Order a kids' meal and start playing with the toy, making sure to be extremely conspicuous.
11. Leave a trail of french fries leading to one of the restrooms.
12. Wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants.
That's all for now. If you have any to add, leave a comment. By the way, I don't recommend doing any of the things on this list unless you want to be permanently kicked out of all fast food restaurants in the country...so do this stuff in some other country!
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That's all, folks!
~Nixx
7 comments:
if you're at wendys, walk in with a red wig on that looks like the wendys girl and demand free food because you're the official logo of wendys
Order a Big 'n Nasty at McDonald's.
When they ask if you meant a Big and Tasty, insist that No, I ordered the Big 'n Nasty, what are you smoking?
Go to Taco Bell with some burger buns and go directly behind the counter into the kitchen and make yourself a 1/2 cheesy been and rice burrito burger. Upon the employee's inquiry as to what the heck you were doing, respond with "cant a guy think inside the bun once in awhile?!" Proceed to eat the burrito burger like a rabid dog then run out laughing maniacally.
lol XD you're nuts Nixx!!! lol
Hahaha! That's hilarious. Stand on a table at Burger King and stand up for democracy!
Thanks for the comment, Nixx. I will happily pay for all of your medical bills caused by the damage of my deranged pet monkey. And yes, you can keep him. He isn't that much fun anymore. He just sits on the couch and watches the View. =P
that's really funny.
lol...this is hilarious
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