Don't you love this title? Didn't it intrigue you to read this post? Didn't it catch you eye? Didn't it fill you with so much suspense the second you saw it that you just HAD to read it? No? Crap.
Well, I still have writer's block, so I can't really write anything really awesome, but I did write something for my homework for Language Arts class. Here it goes:
Joe was a person. He lived in a house. The house was in a town. The town was in a county. The county was in a state. The state was in a country. The country was in a continent. The continent was on a planet. The planet was in a solar system. The solar system was in a galaxy. The galaxy was in a universe. The universe was in a dimension. Then everything exploded, and there was nothing but an infinite void of nothingness. Then Joe woke up. The End.
Great, wasn't it? No? Crap.
~Nixx
11 comments:
lol. you deserve an A.
lol actually that title did lure me in lol... of course I'm easily lured haha...
hey Nixx, feels like I haven't talked to you in forever... how you been?
Hahaha, this cracked me up. :) I think if I wrote that my AP Lang teacher would give me one of those guilt-you-into-a-corner stares.... Good thing I'm resistant to guilt. :]
Hope your block gets moved soon. They sometimes require bulldozers or carnivorous South American ants to help with the shoving. I've tried everything to move mine... still trying. :/
dibsy: thanks! so do you! (not sure what i mean by that...)
Cruz: eh, i been better
Joanna: luckily, my teacher doesn't even read our homework, she just makes sure u have it done. so, u can pretty much just write like one thing the entire year and show it to her every day.
and my writer's block comes and gos. like today, i was planning on writing a post about hatred and stuff, but now i dont feel like it. i just want to read and listen to music and sleep. man im tired.
~Nixx
How do you think dying would feel?
Most importantly, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
I would inject them with ammonia in their sleep.
dibsy: umm, that was only slightly random...
but, i think that at first, you would feel pain. an unimaginable pain, lasting for only a second. then, as your body started shutting down and your world began growing darker, you would feel cold. very cold. and depending on how you'd lived your life, you would either feel angry, regretful, or fairly content. and, as you finally left this world, you would think of all the people in your life. all of your friends, your family, your loved ones.
if i were to kill someone, i'd rip out one of their eyes and shove it up their nose. then i would yank their arms out of their sockets and tie them to a tree from the limp arms. as they were hanging from the tree, i would pull off their shoes and torture them by tickling their feet until they cried. then i would rip out their esophagus and strangle them with it. :D
umm, why did you ask, anyway? are you planning on killing me?
~Nixx
maybe... (shifty eyes) well, since you're thinking about something as gorey as that, i'll tell you my bloody tale:
first, i would trap them. chains, or nails, would do. yeah. nail them to a wall. then, i get a matchstick, and ignite all of their fingers and toes. when it falls off, ill dump water on them to stop the flames. as they are possibly hand less and foot less, i would proceed to cut their legs with a chainsaw, then dumping his arms in a tank full of pirahnas. then, i'd gorge out his eyes and force him to eat them, and then i'll cut off his face with a machete. if, for some reason, he's still living, i'll implant poisonous spiders on his face, trap them there, and leave him to be inwardly eaten.
:) thank you!
O.O
remind me to never piss off either of you in the future lolz ^^
lol cruz XD.
Post a Comment