Q:Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
A:I'll drink weed killer and wear a lot of deodorant.
Q:If there's no I in team, why is there meat?
A:Because there are animals that we greedy humans can kill to devour.
Q:Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
A:First: Because choo-choos waste a lot of coal and pollute and stuff. Second: Because I felt that choo-choos were too immature and kiddy.
Q:The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?
A:By pressing the circle button on my PS2. It always works. Wait...we're talking about video games, right?
Q:Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
A:Because the candy-makers get what the candy-makers want.
Q:Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
A:It will be made of meat, because I like meat. It will commemorate my being awesome and stuff.
Q:Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
A:I don't think I'll be able to eat; my tongue is stuck to my computer monitor.
Q:Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
A: Definitely! I've practiced for this for my entire life, man!
That's all for today...
~shadowolf
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